| Name | Description | Scientific Name | Rarity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Disassembled Ballpoint Pen | Amazing technology | Calamus deconstructus | Junk |
| Bendy Straw | When the drinks are silly | Tubulus flexibilis | Junk |
| Broken Bike Reflector | Safety red | Speculatus velocipedus | Junk |
| Bottle Cap | Not a currency yet | Operculum metallicum | Junk |
| Broken Firework | Boom | Pyrotechnicus fractus | Junk |
| Burger Wrapper | The best fast food sandwich | Involucrum bovinus | Junk |
| Button | Nothing happened | Buttonis quadriforis | Junk |
| Chewed Eraser | Tastes the way it smells | Erasmus masticatus | Junk |
| Chip Bag | Mostly air | Sacculus crepitus | Junk |
| Chocolate Bar | Slightly melted | Barra dulcis | Junk |
| Chocolate Wrapper | Still good. | Tegmen chocolatus | Junk |
| Cigarette Butt | The cure. | Fumigatus relictus | Junk |
| Coffee Can | SUPER busy. | Cylindrus caffeinatus | Junk |
| Cracker Wrapper | Oh crumbs | Involucrum biscuitus | Junk |
| Deodorant Can | Convention special | Cylindrus fragrantius | Junk |
| Empty Noodle Cup | Delicious styrofoam | Ramenus vacuus | Junk |
| Event Band | NEVER taking this off | Fascia festivalis | Junk |
| Glue Stick | Sticks to you | Glutinus solidus | Junk |
| Green Army Man | OOORAAHH | Militus plasticus | Junk |
| Grenade Pin | Instagibbed | Anulus detonatus | Junk |
| Guitar Pick | It's marbled | Plectrum melodius | Junk |
| Gum Wrapper | Tattoos not included | Involucrum masticatus | Junk |
| 90s Headphones | Still within warranty | Auricularis nonagenarius | Junk |
| Phone Jack Adapter | A relic of the early 21st century | Adaptorus audius | Junk |
| Juice Box | Beetlejuice signature flavor | Cartonus succulentus | Junk |
| Junk Cube | Encapsulated detritus | Cubus junketii | Junk |
| Junk Tesseract | Greater than the sum of its parts | Cubus junketii major | Junk |
| Marble | Faded swirl | Sphericus vitreus | Junk |
| Matchbook | Listen here, kid | Ignifer libellus | Junk |
| Origami Crane | He will kill again. | Grus chartaceus | Junk |
| Paperclip | Standard silver | Ferrum clipsius | Junk |
| Pebble | An interesting shade of blue… | Petrus minimus | Junk |
| Empty Pill Bottle | Pills here | Vasculum pharmacius | Junk |
| Pokkiri Box | Crispy biscuit sticks | Biscuitus japonicus | Junk |
| Empty Ramune Bottle | Comes with free marble | Vitrum marmoratus | Junk |
| Red Whistle | Universal frequency | Fistula rubra | Junk |
| Rubber Band | Bully grade | Elasticus circularis | Junk |
| Salt N Pepper Packet | Seasoning for the civilized | Condimentum portabile | Junk |
| Scratch Off Ticket | Non-winning | Fortuna rasilis | Junk |
| SIM Card | Call me | Charta identitatis | Junk |
| Smiley Pebble | hi | Petrus felix | Junk |
| Soda Can Tab | A whit of chainmail | Tirulus aluminus | Junk |
| Stamp | Do not lick | Sigillum postalis | Junk |
| Train Ticket Stub | I love my station | Transitum fragmentum | Junk |
| Watch Battery | Extra spicy flavor | Energia horologii | Junk |
| Wine-Stained Cork | Celebrated for its excellence | Quercus tapperus | Junk |
| Plastic Wristband | Scene forever chemical | Bracchium plasticus | Junk |