====== Junk ====== ^ Name ^ Description ^ Scientific Name ^ | | Still within warranty | //Auricularis nonagenarius// | | | When the drinks are silly | //Tubulus flexibilis// | | | Not a currency yet | //Operculum metallicum// | | | Safety red | //Speculatus velocipedus// | | | Boom | //Pyrotechnicus fractus// | | | The best fast food sandwich | //Involucrum bovinus// | | | Nothing happened | //Buttonis quadriforis// | | | Tastes the way it smells | //Erasmus masticatus// | | | Mostly air | //Sacculus crepitus// | | | Slightly melted | //Barra dulcis// | | | Still good. | //Tegmen chocolatus// | | | The cure. | //Fumigatus relictus// | | | SUPER busy. | //Cylindrus caffeinatus// | | | Oh crumbs | //Involucrum biscuitus// | | | Convention special | //Cylindrus fragrantius// | | | Amazing technology | //Calamus deconstructus// | | | Delicious styrofoam | //Ramenus vacuus// | | | Pills here | //Vasculum pharmacius// | | | Comes with free marble | //Vitrum marmoratus// | | | NEVER taking this off | //Fascia festivalis// | | | Sticks to you | //Glutinus solidus// | | | OOORAAHH | //Militus plasticus// | | | Instagibbed | //Anulus detonatus// | | | It's marbled | //Plectrum melodius// | | | Tattoos not included | //Involucrum masticatus// | | | Beetlejuice signature flavor | //Cartonus succulentus// | | | Encapsulated detritus | //Cubus junketii// | | | Greater than the sum of its parts | //Cubus junketii major// | | | Faded swirl | //Sphericus vitreus// | | | Listen here, kid | //Ignifer libellus// | | | He will kill again. | //Grus chartaceus// | | | Standard silver | //Ferrum clipsius// | | | An interesting shade of blue... | //Petrus minimus// | | | A relic of the early 21st century | //Adaptorus audius// | | | Scene forever chemical | //Bracchium plasticus// | | | Crispy biscuit sticks | //Biscuitus japonicus// | | | Universal frequency | //Fistula rubra// | | | Bully grade | //Elasticus circularis// | | | Call me | //Charta identitatis// | | | Seasoning for the civilized | //Condimentum portabile// | | | Non-winning | //Fortuna rasilis// | | | hi | //Petrus felix// | | | A whit of chainmail | //Tirulus aluminus// | | | Do not lick | //Sigillum postalis// | | | I love my station | //Transitum fragmentum// | | | Extra spicy flavor | //Energia horologii// | | | Celebrated for its excellence | //Quercus tapperus// | {{tag>junk}}